From the Airwaves

Recently heard on Chicago Center's frequency:

Controller - "American 1234 increase speed to 310 or better."

No Response

Controller - "American 1234 increase speed to 310 or better please."

No Response

Controller - "American 1234 how do you hear this radio?"

No Response

Controller - "American 1234 how do you read?"

American 1234 - "From left to right sir, how 'bout you?"