In what alternate reality are we living when the great Albert Pujols is hitting near the Mendoza line after improving this week?
Is the world coming to an end?
Is the planet turning upside down?
Are the laws of physics no longer valid?
Does it not say somewhere in the book of Revelation that one of the signs of the second coming would be when Albert Pujols can no longer hit? I swear I read that somewhere...
We must hope that Albert awakens from his slumber. For the time being, he remains a hibernating monster. When he arises, pitchers will run in terror...
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Perhaps he should ask Jobu to come.
Seems like things have picked up since then. But my main man Rivera blew a save, and now I really think the world is coming to an end, especially after that trouncing by the Red Sox. UGH.
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