I don't care if you celebrate Christmas. I don't care if you're offended by something so simple as the mention of the word. I don't care what you think at all.
I want Christ to bless you this Christmas regardless.
Merry Christmas!
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Friday, December 22, 2006
Quote of the Week
"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ." - Matt Groenig
Saturday, December 16, 2006
A Salute To My Enemy
Jeff Bagwell is retiring from baseball, and despite my hatred for all things Houston Astros, I will pay him this compliment: I always held my breath when Bags stepped to the plate against my beloved Redbirds.
Stamp your ticket for Cooperstown Jeff, and thanx for many years of spirited competition.
Stamp your ticket for Cooperstown Jeff, and thanx for many years of spirited competition.
Thursday, December 14, 2006
From the Airwaves
Recently heard on O'Hare ground control frequency on a day when weather sucked and the visibility was extremely low:
Controler: "United 1234, where are you and what are you doing?"
United 1234: "I'm in the cockpit reading the newspaper. How about you?"
Controler: "United 1234, where are you and what are you doing?"
United 1234: "I'm in the cockpit reading the newspaper. How about you?"
Quote of the Week
"Never allow the airplane to take you to a place your mind has not already visited 5 minutes earlier." - Aviation Truism
Friday, December 08, 2006
Drum On
"The Little Drummer Boy"
Come they told me
pa ra pa pum pum
Our newborne King to see
pa ra pa pum pum
Our finest gifts we bring
pa ra pa pum pum
To lay before the King
pa ra pa pum pum ra pa pum pum
So to honor him
pa ra pa pum pum
When we come.
Baby Jesus
pa ra pa pum pum
I am a poor boy too
pa ra pa pum pum
I have no gifts to bring
pa ra pa pum pum
That's fit to give a king
pa ra pa pum pum ra pa pum pum
Shall I play for you
pa ra pa pum pum
On my drum?
Mary nodded
pa ra pa pum pum
The ox and lamb kept time
pa ra pa pum pum
I played my drum for him
pa ra pa pum pum
I played my best for him
pa ra pa pum pum ra pa pum pum
Then he smiled at me
pa ra pa pum pum
Me and my drum.
You're probably wondering why I took to the time to spill out the lyrics to this famous Christmas song here. The reason is that it is my personal favorite Christmas song. (It also happens to be my mother's favorite.) The music is catchy and the sung out drum line is entertaining, but the message in the song is what grabs me.
Essentially, the song tells a story. Here is a poor little boy who probably has nothing in the world besides his drum. I imagine the drum is old, dirty, and considerably worn. None-the-less, the boy is invited, as all of us are, to go and see Jesus. It is an interesting picture if you think about it: Three Kings from the east bearing fine gifts and a haggard-looking local beggar boy with a drum. Different as they are, they are all called to the baby Christ.
Three wealthy Magi arrive at a manger, and deliver three kingly gifts to the newborn savior of the world. Tagging along is a poor boy with no gift to give. What possible gift could he bring? Unbeknownst to him, he is about to provide the Christ Child with the greatest gift he could ever bestow.
The Lord did not bless the poor boy with wealth. He likely has no education. He may not eat for days. He was, however, blessed with a talent. He plays his drum. He plays his best. And the baby Jesus smiles at him.
To do the best with the talents we are given. Our greatest gift back to the Lord.
Thursday, December 07, 2006
The Pact
The third iteration of the Pact saw Russell and I journey to the hills of San Francisco. No, we did not wear flowers in our hair. Truth be told, Russ doesn't have any hair to wear a flower in anyway. We did, however, have an excellent time in a beautiful city that I had never been to.
Just like the San Diego trip, this journey began with some travel difficulties. Russ, having the entire day off, was going to attempt to visit Santa Ana, CA before heading up to San Francisco. (you pilots out there understand why.) He departed Charlotte, NC, and stopped in Denver and Las Vegas before figuring out he could not make it to SNA, so he headed north to Frisco where he waited 2 hours for my arrival. Theoretically, Russ and I should have arrived at SFO at about the same time. However, westbound departures were stopped at DFW, and my flight sat on the ground for 2 hours before departing for the northwest. 900 miles and 6 hours in the jumpseat later, I greated Russ just outside of gate 63.
With the traveling adventure behind us, we checked into the Sheraton at Fisherman's Wharf. The hotel was well-appointed, and in a great location. We grabbed a remarkably expensive drink at the bar, and hit the sack for what would be a busy second day. Our first order of business the following morning was to take the famous San Francisco cable car to Chinatown. We walked around a bit before settling on a Dim Sum style restaurant to have some lunch. For those of you who don't know, Dim Sum is a kind of moving buffet. Waitresses come to your table with different dishes to show you, and you make your selections. Unfortunately, none of the help speaks very much English. This led to a serious problem. The first woman approached our table with a collection of delicacies, and began pointing at them and babbling in Chinese. I'm not sure why she thought a short hispanic kid and a bald white guy would understand any Chinese, but she tried it anyway. Eventually she started pointing at dishes and saying things like, "Ping tao yea mao tsi chicken." Upon hearing the word, "chicken," I nodded my head and she presented to me a small plate piled high with something I assumed was a strangely breaded and fried dish. She left Russ what we determined to be some BBQ pork, we ordered some shrimp balls, and lunch was served. The shrimp balls were excellent, and Russ approved of his cold but tastey pork dish. The chicken, however, became a source of great amusement for Russell, and great consternation for me. I dipped a weirdly shaped piece of chicken into some dipping sauce, and took a bite. After supressing a gag, I dropped the cold, chewey, clammy, disgusting "chicken" back where it came from. The woman at the table next door must have thought this to be pretty amusing as she leaned over and said, "excuse me sir, those are chicken feet." While Russell began laughing uncontrollably, I merely stared back at the woman. "Chicken feet?" I asked. "Yes, chicken feet," she replied. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I ate chicken feet. I suspect that for as long as I live Russell will not allow me to forget this occurence. In fact, the long list of distinguished nicknames I've acquired in my years now includes "Chicken Feet." Personally, I prefer "Airworthiness."
After paying and departing the chicken feet restaurant, we headed down to the wharf where we boarded a ship on our way to tour Alcatraz Island. Any of you history buffs out there who have not yet experienced this tour need to make the trip. The tour is extraordinary, and the view of San Francisco from the island is breath-taking. "The Rock" was home to such famous criminals as "Machine Gun" Kelley, Robert "The Bird Man" Stroud, and perhaps the most famous gangster of all, Alfonse "Scarface" Capone. The interesting thing about the island, however, is the things that existed there before and during it's years as a federal penitentiary. Originally a military fort, then a military prison, and during it's years in federal service, a home to several families who lived and worked and raised kids on the island. By the way, when I say the view of San Francisco is breath-taking, I mean it will damn near bring you to tears...
Our tour of the rock completed and our journey back to the mainland over, we made our way next door to Pier 39. Upon Pier 39 is built a tourist trap with multiple stores and restaurants. We killed some time here before sitting down at the Neptune Palace restaurant, located at the very tip of the pier. The view was spectacular once again, and the food was equal to the view. We began our traditional splurge of a meal with an excellent pair of dungeoness crab cakes that came prepared with four different dipping sauces, before moving on to two of the finest entrees available. Russell selected the filet mignon and baby lobster tails, and I opted for the half lobster and half dungeoness crab, both steamed and served with mixed veggies and butter. Two words: Double Wow... The meals did not dissapoint in any way shape or form, and dessert held the standard up as well. Russ, as is his habit, chose the creme broule, and I decided on a 7 chocolate cake which was extraordinary. As part of our dinner tradition, Russ and I discussed the possible destinations that have a chance to be a part of Pact trip #4. The short list: Atlanta, San Antonio, Memphis, and Kansas City.
Fat, dumb, and happy, we departed the restaurant, changed clothes at the hotel, and once again boarded the cable car that took us to the BART, which took us to the airport. We parted ways on seperate United red eye flights, his taking him to Dulles and mine taking me to snow-covered Chicago, another Pact journey fullfilled.
Just like the San Diego trip, this journey began with some travel difficulties. Russ, having the entire day off, was going to attempt to visit Santa Ana, CA before heading up to San Francisco. (you pilots out there understand why.) He departed Charlotte, NC, and stopped in Denver and Las Vegas before figuring out he could not make it to SNA, so he headed north to Frisco where he waited 2 hours for my arrival. Theoretically, Russ and I should have arrived at SFO at about the same time. However, westbound departures were stopped at DFW, and my flight sat on the ground for 2 hours before departing for the northwest. 900 miles and 6 hours in the jumpseat later, I greated Russ just outside of gate 63.
With the traveling adventure behind us, we checked into the Sheraton at Fisherman's Wharf. The hotel was well-appointed, and in a great location. We grabbed a remarkably expensive drink at the bar, and hit the sack for what would be a busy second day. Our first order of business the following morning was to take the famous San Francisco cable car to Chinatown. We walked around a bit before settling on a Dim Sum style restaurant to have some lunch. For those of you who don't know, Dim Sum is a kind of moving buffet. Waitresses come to your table with different dishes to show you, and you make your selections. Unfortunately, none of the help speaks very much English. This led to a serious problem. The first woman approached our table with a collection of delicacies, and began pointing at them and babbling in Chinese. I'm not sure why she thought a short hispanic kid and a bald white guy would understand any Chinese, but she tried it anyway. Eventually she started pointing at dishes and saying things like, "Ping tao yea mao tsi chicken." Upon hearing the word, "chicken," I nodded my head and she presented to me a small plate piled high with something I assumed was a strangely breaded and fried dish. She left Russ what we determined to be some BBQ pork, we ordered some shrimp balls, and lunch was served. The shrimp balls were excellent, and Russ approved of his cold but tastey pork dish. The chicken, however, became a source of great amusement for Russell, and great consternation for me. I dipped a weirdly shaped piece of chicken into some dipping sauce, and took a bite. After supressing a gag, I dropped the cold, chewey, clammy, disgusting "chicken" back where it came from. The woman at the table next door must have thought this to be pretty amusing as she leaned over and said, "excuse me sir, those are chicken feet." While Russell began laughing uncontrollably, I merely stared back at the woman. "Chicken feet?" I asked. "Yes, chicken feet," she replied. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I ate chicken feet. I suspect that for as long as I live Russell will not allow me to forget this occurence. In fact, the long list of distinguished nicknames I've acquired in my years now includes "Chicken Feet." Personally, I prefer "Airworthiness."
After paying and departing the chicken feet restaurant, we headed down to the wharf where we boarded a ship on our way to tour Alcatraz Island. Any of you history buffs out there who have not yet experienced this tour need to make the trip. The tour is extraordinary, and the view of San Francisco from the island is breath-taking. "The Rock" was home to such famous criminals as "Machine Gun" Kelley, Robert "The Bird Man" Stroud, and perhaps the most famous gangster of all, Alfonse "Scarface" Capone. The interesting thing about the island, however, is the things that existed there before and during it's years as a federal penitentiary. Originally a military fort, then a military prison, and during it's years in federal service, a home to several families who lived and worked and raised kids on the island. By the way, when I say the view of San Francisco is breath-taking, I mean it will damn near bring you to tears...
Our tour of the rock completed and our journey back to the mainland over, we made our way next door to Pier 39. Upon Pier 39 is built a tourist trap with multiple stores and restaurants. We killed some time here before sitting down at the Neptune Palace restaurant, located at the very tip of the pier. The view was spectacular once again, and the food was equal to the view. We began our traditional splurge of a meal with an excellent pair of dungeoness crab cakes that came prepared with four different dipping sauces, before moving on to two of the finest entrees available. Russell selected the filet mignon and baby lobster tails, and I opted for the half lobster and half dungeoness crab, both steamed and served with mixed veggies and butter. Two words: Double Wow... The meals did not dissapoint in any way shape or form, and dessert held the standard up as well. Russ, as is his habit, chose the creme broule, and I decided on a 7 chocolate cake which was extraordinary. As part of our dinner tradition, Russ and I discussed the possible destinations that have a chance to be a part of Pact trip #4. The short list: Atlanta, San Antonio, Memphis, and Kansas City.
Fat, dumb, and happy, we departed the restaurant, changed clothes at the hotel, and once again boarded the cable car that took us to the BART, which took us to the airport. We parted ways on seperate United red eye flights, his taking him to Dulles and mine taking me to snow-covered Chicago, another Pact journey fullfilled.
Sunday, December 03, 2006
As Himself
KP As Himself proved why he is so unique. He posted his comment under a topic that had nothing to do with him. Definitely an example of KP, As himself.
Dearest Karen
Dearest Karen
Thank you so much for expressing your thoughts here. (KP, As himself - March 2006) So you've been dating Kevin for 3 years and had no idea that KP existed? It seems to me that the fat man has some explaining to do...
Has he told you about the former Miss Teen Rhode Island? Perhaps he mentioned spring break in Destin...? Perhaps he mentioned his run-in with Kelly Clarkson...? Ask him about Paul and his chin sometime...
Truth be told, most of the best stories can be told by another contributor on this forum. My esteemed colleague BenDo would know more on the subject of embarrassing KP stories than I would. He'll tell you all about the night he drove all the way to Daytona from some distant land, only to have to drive a drunken KP and Fish back to their apartment.
Alas, I have not seen KP since Fisher's wedding, although I did share a brief greeting with him on the Boston Center frequency. Perhaps the next time I overnight in Providence we can catch up on some old times, and establish a new corner somewhere for KP to pass out in...
Thank you so much for expressing your thoughts here. (KP, As himself - March 2006) So you've been dating Kevin for 3 years and had no idea that KP existed? It seems to me that the fat man has some explaining to do...
Has he told you about the former Miss Teen Rhode Island? Perhaps he mentioned spring break in Destin...? Perhaps he mentioned his run-in with Kelly Clarkson...? Ask him about Paul and his chin sometime...
Truth be told, most of the best stories can be told by another contributor on this forum. My esteemed colleague BenDo would know more on the subject of embarrassing KP stories than I would. He'll tell you all about the night he drove all the way to Daytona from some distant land, only to have to drive a drunken KP and Fish back to their apartment.
Alas, I have not seen KP since Fisher's wedding, although I did share a brief greeting with him on the Boston Center frequency. Perhaps the next time I overnight in Providence we can catch up on some old times, and establish a new corner somewhere for KP to pass out in...
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Happy Thanksgiving
I'd like to wish all of you who take time out of your lives to include this blog a Happy Thanksgiving! Thanx for reading and leaving comments, enjoy your holiday, and be safe.
P.S. Those of you who don't have to work like I do had better eat a little extra for me!
P.S. Those of you who don't have to work like I do had better eat a little extra for me!
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Quote of the Week
"Never let your persistance and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance." - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Election Results
Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the United States of America, prepare to be taxed...
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Quote of the Week
"Let us have a care not to disclose our hearts to those who shut up their's against us." - Francis Beaumont
What Have You Done For Me Lately Part III
Vanquishing the favored Padres: A nice play by Belliard, a Pujols homer, and strong pitching from Carpenter.
Defeating the favored Mets: Jeff Suppan's magic, Jeff Weaver's heart, and Yadi's 2 run blast.
Disposing of the favored Tigers: Edmonds being Edmonds, Eckstein's energy, and Wainwright's fastball.
RAISING THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY: PRICELESS!!!!!
WAY TO GO REDBIRDS!!!!!!!!!!
Defeating the favored Mets: Jeff Suppan's magic, Jeff Weaver's heart, and Yadi's 2 run blast.
Disposing of the favored Tigers: Edmonds being Edmonds, Eckstein's energy, and Wainwright's fastball.
RAISING THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY: PRICELESS!!!!!
WAY TO GO REDBIRDS!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
October
October. By now the leaves have changed color and fallen, and the refreshing chill in the air has a distinct bite to it. The sun begins to hide itself more and more, and winter's bitter frost is just around the corner, but there is still some magic left in October.
There is baseball in October, and not just any baseball: there is October baseball. 30 teams play 162 games each as the end of spring kicks off the baseball year. The long sweltering summer season sweats out the weak, and just 8 teams are left once september is gone. 30 teams, in 27 cities, with millions of fans each, all of them dreaming they will play October baseball. Only 8 will live that dream, and only two will live the ultimate dream: To play baseball late in October, when the caress of summer's warmth is completely gone.
October baseball is magical. With the flick of a pitcher's wrist, or a swing of a batter's magic wand, October can turn anyone into a hero, and it can turn any hero into a legend. Every moment in October baseball oozes importance. Each pitch, each swing, every flash of brilliant leather has a chance to change October destiny.
There, at October's bitter end, is that destiny. The last days of October are cold and dreary. They are ruled by cloudy, short days, icy rain, and razor sharp wind. The summer gave us thrills and memories, but October, despite all its gloom, summons up all of its magic and energy in its finale. One final, white hot, exciting moment. One last glorious gasp of summer. One team of destiny.
Long Live October!
There is baseball in October, and not just any baseball: there is October baseball. 30 teams play 162 games each as the end of spring kicks off the baseball year. The long sweltering summer season sweats out the weak, and just 8 teams are left once september is gone. 30 teams, in 27 cities, with millions of fans each, all of them dreaming they will play October baseball. Only 8 will live that dream, and only two will live the ultimate dream: To play baseball late in October, when the caress of summer's warmth is completely gone.
October baseball is magical. With the flick of a pitcher's wrist, or a swing of a batter's magic wand, October can turn anyone into a hero, and it can turn any hero into a legend. Every moment in October baseball oozes importance. Each pitch, each swing, every flash of brilliant leather has a chance to change October destiny.
There, at October's bitter end, is that destiny. The last days of October are cold and dreary. They are ruled by cloudy, short days, icy rain, and razor sharp wind. The summer gave us thrills and memories, but October, despite all its gloom, summons up all of its magic and energy in its finale. One final, white hot, exciting moment. One last glorious gasp of summer. One team of destiny.
Long Live October!
What Have You Done For Me Lately, Part II
The Padres were supposed to dispose of us easily. The Mets should have wiped the floor with us. Both are now watching us play in the World Series. Now we're supposed to be the Tigers' doormat. Anyone notice a trend?
P.S. Kenny Rogers is a cheating bastard.
GO CARDINALS!!!
P.S. Kenny Rogers is a cheating bastard.
GO CARDINALS!!!
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
What Have You Done For Me Lately?
Lately, all the Cardinals have done is play great baseball on their way to their third straight NLCS appearance. All you columnists, sports writers, and commentators who aren't giving us a chance in this playoff series either can kiss my ass!
GO CARDINALS!!!!!!!!!
GO CARDINALS!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Quote of the Week
"You can love somebody, you can love them forever, but you won't like them all of the time." - Billy Joel
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
"Quote of the Week"
"I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing excercises." - Buzz Aldrin
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